Going back to
an earlier post in which I said that the proper way to resolve the Twins Paradox
is to follow it into general relativity where it belongs, which leads to the
foolish nonsense of saying that the pressing of the brakes on Einstein’s train
generates a gravitational field that causes the entire universe to lurch to a
halt — today I’ve been heartened to discover that Einstein himself has already
responded to my objections, in a short paper titled Dialog About Objections Against the Theory of Relativity. I came up
with the ideas in my earlier post all on my own, and it pleases me to find that I’m treading in
the footsteps of great minds.
And what do Einstein
and his sock-puppet critic have to say about my criticism? (I say this facetiously. I actually do
have great respect for Einstein. You can’t argue with the greatness of the
theory he came up with, and that it took a brilliant mind to do it. I can
acknowledge that, even as I acknowledge that the theory is complete bunk).
He agrees with
me that the Twins Paradox can be resolved in terms of general relativity. And
it’s basically resolved exactly how I said: the gravity field generated by the
pressing of the train brakes, or the turning of the rocket’s steering wheel, affects
the clocks of both frames, thereby resolving the supposed paradox.
Einstein’s
hypothetical critic then asks what I basically asked: isn’t this gravity field
merely fictitious?
To which
Einstein responds: “..the distinction real - unreal is hardly helpful.” He says
that it’s a real gravitational field as far as the observer in question is
concerned, so let’s not quibble over unimportant things like real or unreal,
gravity or pseudo-gravity.
And my answer
to that? What a lame answer, Einstein! Bollocks! I call bull**** on this! I demand that we quibble over such terms!
He also talks
about “just how little merit there is in calling upon the so-called ‘common
sense…’”
So: Einstein’s
considered response is basically that where relativity is concerned, we
shouldn’t worry about concepts like real or unreal, and we shouldn’t appeal to
common sense.
He further says
that the main difficulty most people have when studying relativity is that
“…the connection between the quantities that occur in the equations and the
measurable quantities is much more indirect than in terms of the usual
theories.” Read: relativity is mainly a theory of mathematical abstractions
that has little obvious bearing on actual physical reality. Just as I’ve been
saying all along.
In this paper
Einstein also has some interesting things to say about the universe revolving
around the Earth: “For example,
strictly speaking one cannot say that the Earth moves in an ellipse around the
Sun, because that statement presupposes a coordinate system in which the Sun is
at rest, while classical mechanics also allows systems relative to which the
Sun rectilinearly and uniformly moves…Nobody
will use a coordinate system that is at rest relative to the planet Earth,
because that would be impractical. However as a matter of principle such a theory of relativity is equally
valid as any other…For the decision which representation to choose only reasons
of efficiency are decisive, not arguments of a principle kind.”
In other words, if I choose to say that
the Earth is in an absolute frame at the center of the universe, there is little
the relativist can muster in the way of scientific principle or empirical
evidence to refute me. The best relativity can do is to say, “Hey! Relativity
demands that all reference frames are equal, so you can’t say there’s an
absolute frame.” Yeah, well, since I don’t subscribe to relativity, then I’ll
say it, and you can’t disprove me. It reminds me of an old Robin Williams joke
about cops in England
who don’t carry guns, so they can only shout, “Stop! Or I’ll say stop again!”
The relativists, in effect, have no gun with which to force Geocentrists to
cease and desist.
In reality, rather than the idiot being
the one who proclaims that the Earth is at the center of the universe, the
idiot is actually the one who proclaims that no way, no how can the Earth be at
the center of the universe.
“But come on,” the relativist objects.
“You can’t possibly believe that the Earth is really at the center of the universe, can you?”
What? So now the relativist wants to quibble over concepts like real or
unreal? Again, in the words of Einstein himself, ““..the distinction
real - unreal is hardly helpful.”
So as to
whether we’re really at the center of
the universe — why are we arguing about such trivial concepts as the reality or
unreality of our position in the universe? Surely it can’t bother the
relativist if one chooses to believe that we absolutely are at the center of
the universe.
Gravity or
pseudo-gravity, Earth-centered or non-Earth-centered, real or unreal, up or
down, left or right, man or woman…these distinctions are hardly helpful,
people.